The Liaison of the Reach of Lys Arva is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jäger Det with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.924 billion Kilia are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilimandscharo. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kili economy, worth 768 trillion Koketts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,153 Koketts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lys Arva's national animal is the Eisbär, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lys Arva is ranked 9,990^th in the world and 6^th in Atlanticana for Highest Food Quality, scoring 160.79 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.